May 2013
“You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...”
– Why You’re Single by Amanda Crute (via hambitch)
llamas56:
anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
it speaks to me on an emotional level
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
