You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...– Why You’re Single by Amanda Crute (via hambitch)
llamas56: anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku it speaks to me on an emotional level
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.